Welcome to the Future Home of Shorebilly University

Interested in enrolling?  Congratulations on a wise choice.
Call the Hipster Help Hotline at  888-567-5635

“Give me your hipsters, your beardos, your metrosexuals,
Your come-heres yearning for something real, for a true sense of place
The exiled children of your teeming shopping malls and fast casual chains,
Send these, the maleducated, the alienated, the influencer influenced, to me,
We shall light the path to equanimity!”

SCHOOL HYMN

“When life deals you lemons, you have to make lemonade. That's where Shorebilly University comes in, it'll be a place where Berlin's hipsters, beardos, lumbersexuals, furries, and whatevers can learn how to become more humble and useful citizens, and learn something about the place they decided to call home.”

FREDERICK D. BISHOP, PRESIDENT.